“Oh, I think I’ll just take a stroll out on the balcony and enjoy the morning sun – WHAT? There’s people down there! With cameras! Photographing me! Me! With my rock hard thighs and mysterious boxer-briefed bulge. All I wanted was some time alone! Guys, guys! Please! I’m not a object!”

More of Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear after the jump.

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