Cristiano Ronaldo Is Perky

This is Christiano Ronaldo. He’s European and plays soccer. He’s not my usual type, but I’d still dally with him for a bit. Wasn’t his foot injured? How is he jumping rope? I like the hoodie and the big grin. It turns me on when photographers make straight guys look like idiots for photo shoots. Next, I hope to see Scott Caan in a kiddie pool or Jake Gyllenhaal wearing a beanie. I have problems.

More photos from Cristiano Ronaldo’s Vogue editorial after the jump.

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