Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Clean Bill Of Health

Portugese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has taken another step towards successfully navigating his career toward playing for Real Madrid. The athlete just passed his medical exam at the Sanitas Hospital in La Moraleja.

The Real chief medical officer reports, “[Ronaldo] is in perfect condition and very eager to start the season as soon as possible.”

Wow, so you mean he slept with Paris Hilton and isn’t slowly rotting from the inside out? He must be some kind of Superman. Or probably just immune at this point, from his own worldly conquests.

Gallery Info: Cristiano Ronaldo passes his medical examination for the Real Madrid Football Club at the Sanitas Hospital in La Moraleja, Spain on July 6, 2009.