Cristiano Ronaldo Goes Shirtless At The World Cup, Sadly Loses Big To Germany

Cristiano Gets Naked
And girlfriend Irina Shayk is covering it all.
Don’t worry Cristiano Ronaldo, just because your team lost during today’s World Cup game doesn’t mean we love you any less.

Cristiano and team Portugal had quite the loss today to Germany, with the final score coming out 4 to 0. How sad.

But on the plus side, CR7, aka Cristiano, did take his shirt off as he tossed his jersey into the crowd. And you know me, I never miss an opportunity to ogle at some shirtless Cristiano. See Joe Manganiello, instead of talking about his playing, I’m talking about his body. 

I’m objectifying him! Which I’m fine with. Are you guys fine with that? From what I’ve read, Cristiano has a busted knee, but still played. I believe in his abilities to win. Portugal is playing the US on June 22 and while I should be rooting for team USA, I kinda want Cristiano to take home a World Cup trophy. He can put it in his museum.

So Cristiano, while you didn’t win today, we are still proud of you–and your abs. Launch the gallery to check them out. I love the World Cup you guys. Love. It.