Crazy Defends Other Crazies’ Marriage

(WENN)

Oh, shut up Jenna. You wackjob.

Tom Cruise’s friend and fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman is shooting down reports that the actor’s five-month marriage to Katie Holmes is unstable.

“Honestly, they’re happy,” Elfman, 35, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s Healthy Child Healthy World benefit in Santa Monica.

“They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it.”

Elfman added, “It’s hard to give a detailed explanation on something that’s simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It’s not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It’s exciting. That’s their relationship.”

Stop sucking up to your gay leader, Dharma. If the marriage is so amazing, why does Katie have to run around with a Scientology “minder” with her wherever she goes so she can’t say anything bad about the religion? My Dad didn’t make my Mom travel around with a “minder”. Ri-Ri Harvey would have lost that bitch outside of Purity Supreme and never looked back. Yeah, that’s a great union they got goin’ there. Minders. Please. That’s sick.