Crazy Defends Other Crazies’ Marriage

April 27th, 2007 // 11 Comments

(WENN)

Oh, shut up Jenna. You wackjob.

Tom Cruise’s friend and fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman is shooting down reports that the actor’s five-month marriage to Katie Holmes is unstable.

“Honestly, they’re happy,” Elfman, 35, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s Healthy Child Healthy World benefit in Santa Monica.

“They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it.”

Elfman added, “It’s hard to give a detailed explanation on something that’s simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It’s not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It’s exciting. That’s their relationship.”

Stop sucking up to your gay leader, Dharma. If the marriage is so amazing, why does Katie have to run around with a Scientology “minder” with her wherever she goes so she can’t say anything bad about the religion? My Dad didn’t make my Mom travel around with a “minder”. Ri-Ri Harvey would have lost that bitch outside of Purity Supreme and never looked back. Yeah, that’s a great union they got goin’ there. Minders. Please. That’s sick.

By J. Harvey
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  1. 2 Old 4 This

    Purity Supreme!

    BWAAAAHAAAAA
    luv u J.Harvey – “you are too twisted for color t.v.”

  2. rootabega

    WHEN is Ri-Ri making a guest appearance on a socialite’s???

  3. El Dorko

    Anyone who uses the word “honestly” that often is obviously lying.

  4. cdm

    I heard a shrink say that too about people who use the word honestly. They are over compensating for whgat they know is a lie.

  5. stolidog

    bitch is crazy in the eyes.
    Dharma’s husband back then was hot though…where’s he at?

  6. amy

    Isn’t her old TV husband the guy that played the gay lead in that show.. what the hell was it called..

    I notice someone got her boobs done.

  7. Tonysgirl

    Her boobs done?…..lol She is like PREGO that happens when you get pregnant, just in case she gets the idea to breast feed….geeesh. get a clue.

    Ohhhh and that show was Dharma and Gregg…lol

    Anyways who actually cares what they do? is their life going to change yours? lol u all crack me up.

  8. rafa

    Katie Holmes Cruise – the REAL lonelygirl15

  9. kikichanelconspiracy

    I second El Darko. I remember hearing some sociologist talk about the use of ‘honestly’. He said someone who uses ‘honestly’ frequently about one topic is lying.

  10. WUKER

    If obnoxious comments are removed then your entire fucking blog should remove itself.

    Budlite dipshits like you never add anything to society. And the likes of Tom Cruise, Paris and the others you love to hate do more for humanity in a minute then all of your associate dipshits will do in your collective full of shit lives.

  11. WUKER

    If obnoxious comments are removed then your entire fucking blog should remove itself.

    Budlite dipshits like you never add anything to society. And the likes of Tom Cruise, Paris and the others you love to hate do more for humanity in a minute then all of your associate dipshits will do in your collective full of shit lives.

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