Courtney Love: Crazy About Kardashians

December 26th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Celebrity meltdown pioneer Courtney Love celebrated the holidays by (and this is conjecture but you will come to the same conclusion once you read it) popping a few pilly friends and launching into a rant on her MySpace about how Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob reportedly punched one of her gays.

Haven’t even Courtney’s ‘mos left the mental hospital by now? I admire her greatly from afar but she’s the kind of mess that will stick you with the check and punch you while you’re driving. This gets long so bear with us:

what i am about to direct is something many of you can relate to, and
hopefully are disgusted by..which is the icky trend of straight
heterosexual males who commit hate crimes that are secretly in the
closet, yes, Rob Kardashian the son of the discgr3aceful  Robert
Kardashian who represented a cold blooded murderer and made lots and
lots of money..well rob jr cold socked and punched my employee right in
his face for no reason and broke his nose after my GUY was hanging out
with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside hyde lounge closed,  then
right after yelling the words “FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!” Rob JR punched my
guys in the face. My guy has 3 witnesses who saw rob jump out of the
SUV and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power, you
broke his nose and caused blood to shed, well lets fast forward shall
we…the guy who works for me did not file a police report that night
cause he did not need tmz’s camera’s outside this trendy nightclub to
cause any more F*CKERY to what was suppose to be a birthday
celebration, instead he came back to LAPD later and they told him to
fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.

So many questions (gays hanging with Brody Jenner? People still go to Hyde? Good use of “f*ckery, though), but Kim Kardashian took to HER blog to let us know that Courtney Love makes no sense:

“This is TOTALLY FALSE! A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow
a clear train of thought… At one point  she says Brody was there too
and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people,
but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing
is so bad.”

Kim also threatened legal action. Good luck with that. You might get a couple of kinderwhore dresses from 1996, and a few dusty Valiums.


Celebrity meltdown pioneer Courtney Love
celebrated the holidays by (and this is conjecture but you will come to
the same conclusion once you read it) popping a few pilly friends and
launching into a rant on her MySpace about how Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob reportedly punched one of her gays. Haven’t
even Courtney’s ‘mos left the mental hospital by now? I admire her
greatly from afar but she’s the kind of mess that will stick you with
the check and punch you while you’re driving. This gets long so bear
with us:what i am about to direct is something many of you can relate to, and
hopefully are disgusted by..which is the icky trend of straight
heterosexual males who commit hate crimes that are secretly in the
closet, yes, Rob Kardashian the son of the discgr3aceful  Robert
Kardashian who represented a cold blooded murderer and made lots and
lots of money..well rob jr cold socked and punched my employee right in
his face for no reason and broke his nose after my GUY was hanging out
with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside hyde lounge closed,  then
right after yelling the words “FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!” Rob JR punched my
guys in the face. My guy has 3 witnesses who saw rob jump out of the
SUV and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power, you
broke his nose and caused blood to shed, well lets fast forward shall
we…the guy who works for me did not file a police report that night
cause he did not need tmz’s camera’s outside this trendy nightclub to
cause any more F*CKERY to what was suppose to be a birthday
celebration, instead he came back to LAPD later and they told him to
fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.So many questions (gays hanging with Brody Jenner? People still go to Hyde? Good use of “f*ckery, though), but Kim Kardashian took to HER blog to let us know that Courtney Love makes no sense:”This is TOTALLY FALSE! A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow
a clear train of thought… At one point  she says Brody was there too
and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people,
but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing
is so bad.”Kim
also threatened legal action. Good luck with that. You might get a
couple of kinderwhore dresses from 1996, and a few dusty Valiums.

By J. Harvey
  1. fuc the kardashians

    rob deserves to get his ass kicked fuck gay bashing it makes me sick how the lapd did no help you go courtney

  2. fuc the kardashians

    rob deserves to get his ass kicked fuck gay bashing it makes me sick how the lapd did no help you go courtney

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