Courtney Love Cleans Herself Up

Courtney Love finally started acting her age when she showed up to the release party of her new album ‘Nobody’s Daughter’ in Las Vegas on Friday. The usually disheveled Love wore a classic, black cocktail dress by Balenciaga…hair brushed and fully groomed! She even was holding reading glasses. Please, this is too much: are we meant to believe this is the same woman who called Jessica Simpson her bestie on Twitter? Is this what “Courtney Love is dead” means, giving us the new Courtney Michelle? I smell a cyborg, just saying.

And instead of wild antics and conspicuous consumption, the Hole singer simply snacked on cake and sipped Pelegrino. Well, there’s one thing that remains consistent: Courtney Love never fails to surprise or shock.