Courtney Cox Doesn’t Want to Offend Any of Her Beautiful Celebrity Friends

January 30th, 2007 // 3 Comments

(WENN)

Courtney Cox is censoring some of the possible storylines on Dirt because they’re hitting too close to home. She’s rolling up on the writers and telling them to drop certain stories that are thinly veiled accounts of real-life celeb dish.

The former FRIENDS star plays a ruthless magazine editor on the US show and reveals some of the proposed plotlines were far too similar to some of her pal’s real life antics. She explains, “There are many times that I’ll call up the writers and say, ‘Guys, I really know that person.’ Not that it’s the person, but it sounds too much like someone that they could possibly take it the wrong way.”

Oh, who gives a shit? Take some chances, Cox! Your show is flailing! I would be out there with a story about “Vlad” and “Mangelina” and how “Mangelina” stole “Vlad” from “Gwen” in a friggin’ heartbeat. It’s about ratings, honey! The “Friends” days are over and out and your husband is a goofy bastard on a similarly failing tv show. If you want to keep Coco in Gucci diapers, you’d better work!

By J. Harvey
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  1. julz

    I may be reaching, here…but does Courtney Cox have very large ears?

    Is it just me? ‘Cause if it’s just me, I’ll never mention it again. Maybe J. Harvey accidentally posted a picture of Dumbo.

    If that’s the case, Disney is going to ass-rape him with a Mickey-shaped corndog. But if that’s really Courtney Cox, then she should get a second job as a satellite dish.

    Okay…forget I mentioned it.

  2. “Vlad” and “Mangelina”

    Quality.

  3. Draya

    So much for Courtney’s big tv comeback. Why would you do a tv show about a GOSSIP magazine, and then be afraid of doing storylines that “might” be ripped from the headlines?

    Ever heard the disclaimer “Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental”?

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