Courtney Stodden Slings Weiners At Unsuspecting Customers

Courtney's White Bikini
Don't get self tanner on that!
Before we get started, I just want you guys to know that Courtney Stodden’s boobs are a DDD. Good. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s chat.

Courtney was all about flaunting her new assets today on the very busy corner of Hollywood & Highland wearing nothing but a lettuce bikini. Why did she do this you might ask? Because she needs to get the message across that meat is bad. Never thought she’d say that.

Anyway, Courtney’s lettuce bikini was all for PETA! 

And what better way to get the message across that meat is bad than having Courtney and her boobs pass out veggie dogs to passers by? The poor, poor families that had to see all of that. At one dude seems to appreciate it–that one dude being her husband, Doug Hutchison.

Honestly, it’s just all sorts of crazy pants. Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of Courtney’s lettuce bikini. Would you have let her stuff a dog in your mouth? Yeah, we wouldn’t either.