Courtney Stodden & Her Boobs Honor The LAPD For Some Unknown Reason

A Young Courtney Stodden
The young bride as a fresh-faced youngster.
There are lots of things I don’t understand in this world. Why people like the beach, the joys of running, calculus–but nothing makes less sense to me than Courtney Stodden trotting out her boobs at the Los Angeles Police Department’s 12th Anniversary In the Line of Duty Awards gala.

The newly single Courtney seemed to really enjoy her time on the red carpet and the all the looks she got from LAPD officers.

Personally, I think they’r all staring at her in confusion. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 

Luckily Courtney didn’t get super wastedat this weekend’s event. Otherwise people would have been dragging her home and it would have been bad. Speaking of bad, are her boob job scars making anyone else uncomfortable?

Oh Courtney, what is to become of you? Launch the gallery to check out all the best photos from the LAPD gala. Maybe one of you can take a stab at explaining to me why she was there. I assume it had something to do with her “sex symbol” status. I use the term very, very loosely.