Courtney Stodden Greets The Day Sans Makeup, Still Looks Like A Hooker [PHOTOS]

Hey there, fresh-faced supahstah!  Forgot to apply your Wet N’ Wild palette this morning, hmm? Courtney Stodden greeted the morning in Nike short shorts, a bandeau top, hooker heels and…is that a nude bra or are her signatured bra straps just dirty?

PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Dresses Sexy For Halloween, Husband Doug Hutcherson In Costume As His Wife

The 17-year-old managed to grab a cup of coffee without the supervision of her grody husband, Doug Hutchinson yesterday (November 2nd), and for the first time we saw Stodden for what she is: A teenager whose penchant for dress-up has gone a little too far.  One of these days the poor thing is going to take a look at her paparazzi photos and just collapse into a heap of tube tops.

PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Before She Started Looking Like A Hooker

Sister needs to melt that damn arm bracelet down into something useful.