Courtney Stodden’s ‘Age-Restricted’ Dance, Plus Tarty Twitpics [PHOTOS & VIDEO]

Why bore you with good, clean Fourth of July fun when we can pollute your minds via a series of Courtney Stodden’s trashiest twitpics since…her last set of Twitpics.

Stodden, married to that hobbit, Doug Hutchison, turns 18 on August 29th.  This will be on hell of an anti-climatic birthday.

Oh, and we have another treat for you: Stodden dons a string bikini to dance for America.  That’s right…Check it out after the jump.