Courtenay Semel Smacks A Security Guard

August 21st, 2008 // 4 Comments

The new and ever-so-convenient suck-face partner of Tila Tequila, Courtenay Semel was cited for battery in Las Vegas for hitting a security guard. The lesbian relationship jumper realized early yesterday morning that she’d left her cell phone at the Caesars Palace Pure Nightclub.

But when the the 28-year-old daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel arrived at 4 a.m., the place had already shut down. A source dished to People, “She demanded that they find [the phone] and hit the security guard.” Interestingly enough, Semel was only cited for battery and not arrested when Metro police showed up and then released.

Jesus. This chick seems very angry. And her little stunt relationship with Tila is just lame, although I’m guessing from the fact that Ms. Tequila is the one hanging all over while Courtenay poses for the camera who wears the pants in this relationship.

You just know Tila’s dumb enough to get knocked up and then try to convince her rich girlfriend of the moment that it’s hers. A thorough understanding of human anatomy is not Tila’s strong point. It’s not like that song of hers is called “All My Biologist Friends.”

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in the gallery!


The new and ever-so-convenient suck-face partner of Tila Tequila, Courtenay Semel was cited for battery in Las Vegas for hitting a security guard. The lesbian relationship jumper realized early yesterday morning that she’d left her cell phone at the Caesars Palace Pure Nightclub.

But when the the 28-year-old daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel arrived at 4 a.m., the place had already shut down. A source dished to People,
“She demanded that they find [the phone] and hit the security guard.”
Interestingly enough, Semel was only cited for battery and not arrested
when Metro police showed up and then released.

Jesus. This chick seems very angry. And her little stunt relationship
with Tila is just lame, although I’m guessing from the fact that Ms.
Tequila is the one hanging all over while Courtenay poses for the
camera who wears the pants in this relationship.

You just know Tila’s dumb enough to get knocked up and then try to
convince her rich girlfriend of the moment that it’s hers. A thorough
understanding of human anatomy is not Tila’s strong point. It’s not
like that song of hers is called “All My Biologist Friends.”Check out all 10+ photos of Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. ho?

    Isn’t this this idiot that befriended LiLo in rehab so she could get in all the tabloids with her? Looks like she’s still social climbing, but in the wrong direction.

  2. McButters

    No, you are wrong, ho?

    That was Dori Cooperman, another dog.

  3. McButters

    No, you are wrong, ho?

    That was Dori Cooperman, another dog.

  4. JessicaGiovanna

    Am I the only one that thinks that Courtney Semel looks like the Grinch? I always start singing the Grinch song in my head when I see her pic.

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