Could You Be The One Paris Hilton Wants?

All of Paris Hilton’s life she’s been waiting for a best friend! Aside from Nicole Richie of course. Paris Hilton’s new MTV reality show My New BFF debuts tonight and this morning she premiered the theme song on On Air with Ryan Seacrest.

Paris created the song with boyfriend Benji Madden, which is appropriately titled “My BFF.” I’m not quite sure what to make of it — but it’s no “Stars Go Blind.” Hayden Panettiere has now claimed the celebrity reggae genre, so I guess that left Paris scrambling for a sound somewhere between Hannah Montana and Britney Spears.   

Whoever makes that voice modulator should come forward. That thing can make anyone into a pop star!