Cory Kennedy

December 27th, 2006 // 17 Comments

There’s this chick in L.A. named Cory Kennedy. She’s 16, and rich, and her job is to wander around L.A. from party to party and to insinuate that she sleeps with Vincent Gallo. I’m jealous as hell of this chick because she lives the goddam life. Not a care in the world, sorta a celebrity for doing nothing but standing around getting photographed whilst looking homeless and stoned, and gets to go to all the hot functions. I’m not jealous of the possibly letting Vincent Gallo tag her. He’d need a bath first and some anti-psychotic medication.

Her blog is written in this really languid style which is sorta sleep-inducing but also fascinating because she hangs out with famous people and she’s SOOOOO blase about it. And she loiters with the other rich arty kids. Apparently, all you need to succeed in the L.A. social scene is not buying shampoo ever, and wearing thick tights. In one entry, she disputes the story of Vincent Gallo battling with Paypal over trying to sell his body fluids and sexual services. And she often references an “l.l.” which, rumor has it, is Lohan.

Cory Kennedy is Privileged.

Anyway, she’s probably a case for DYS as I notice in one picture she’s wielding a can of beer. But her Moms says in this bit from Gawker that it’s cool because she’s drug-tested every week (?!?) and that she doesn’t bang the Cobrasnake, an LA party photographer. She’s merely his intern. Hmmm. Uh, is it typical for rich L.A. teens to piss in a cup every week? Then again, her Mom’s name is Jinx. Hot.

Cory Kennedy Doesn’t Play With The Snake [Gawker]

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Jess

    LIKE WE CARE

  2. NARC

    l.l. IS LOHAN, COKEHEAD CALLS HERSELF THAT ON HER NEW MYSPACE.

    THEY ARE TWO OF THE BIGGEST DRUG-USERS AND DESPERATE TRY-HARDS AROUND – DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE.

  3. Me

    Let’s stop giving these people attention, okay?

  4. Me

    Who is she? Why is she allowed in clubs? The next Paris Hilton! F*ck, another one.

  5. ellen

    ugh. what a horrible person. i cannot believe she has a video of bob dylan on her myspace. sickeninggggg

  6. sister sister

    acutally youre completely wrong about cory. you have no idea. none at all your post makes me crack up because youre ridiculously pathetic to be writing things about someone you don’t know. wow. cory doesnt fuck anyone shes a viring you idiot! and i like the name jinx don’t diss her mother shes raised 4 bright girls.

  7. Molly

    Leave the kid alone.

  8. megan

    can u believe nick simmons is going out with her!

  9. langston

    Her sister Cody is going out with him

  10. lauren williams

    i would love to be her, even ask for coke from her

  11. Katy Blud (;

    Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
    proper Stunning
    And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
    I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
    Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
    Well Yeh (:
    Xxx

  12. Katy Blud (;

    Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
    proper Stunning
    And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
    I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
    Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
    Well Yeh (:
    Xxx

  13. Katy Blud (;

    Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
    proper Stunning
    And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
    I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
    Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
    Well Yeh (:
    Xxx

  14. tata

    like i care with cory,she had a fuckin rockstyle!! i love her so so much…..

    iloveucory!!!!!

  15. tata

    like i care with cory,she had a fuckin rockstyle!! i love her so so much…..

    iloveucory!!!!!

  16. secret services

    I hear she poops the bed?

  17. Sarah

    everyone hates on ck. she’s just a creative girl who is very comfortable with who she is and that is what attracted people to her. she has a really unique style and she stands out because she never got caught up in the fact that she was friends with so many people that were famous…she was just real. she makes an effort to stay down to earth and not try to be/look perfect like every other celebrity. it’s cool. i mean, shes not perfect. she can’t help that she is rich and priveledged. she doesnt show it with how she dresses. & what girl wouldn’t take the opportunity to live that lifestyle at such a young age? there is no reason to like or dislike her. she is just a normal kid whose having fun. every person who is hating on her is jealous & needs something to bitch about.

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