I was really wondering how someone could get busted for having hemorrhoids. I thought maybe he did something in rage, which was brought on by some painful hemorrhoids. Obviously not though. I’ve learned my lesson to read the article and not just the headline.
The stripper/firefighter was busted when Customs officers discovered a box from China containing $347,000 worth of anabolic steroids addressed to him. That seems like a lot of steroids. No wonder his so grossly large. The clincher was the hand written not inside the box containing the steroids was a note that said “For Rodney.”
His shriveled up balls must look funny in comparison to his huge body size (see chart).
And here is the actual size of one of his balls post-steroid usage.