Coral From “The Real World” Is Gay

Back when I used to watch that show, Coral was one of my favorites. Why? For this exchange:

Faceless “Real World” hopeful random slut on casting special (yelling and fighting with Coral)l: “blah blah blah blah blah”
Hotass Coral when she was a “Real World” hopeful on casting special (retorting): “You’re talking dog, and I don’t speak dog.”

HAH! That’s a chestnut from back in the day. Anyway, Coral and her gigantic boobies of hot have come out.

Do you feel a sense of responsibility now that you’re coming out?
I guess I get a little nervous. Just saying it is a little . . . It’s a little surreal. I’m not scared. I walk around holding hands. It’s not a problem for me, but I do fear backlash to some degree. Everyone has something negative to say, and I don’t really want to deal with it. Other than that, I don’t care. Hell, I’m old. I’m 28!

That is not old.
I know, but I can’t live my life like that anymore. I felt I was shorting myself. At the time I came out, I was dating someone really special. I wanted to introduce them. That was my thing: If I’m dating someone really, really, really special, that was the time to come out. I wanted to introduce them to the woman I love. It was all about timing for me.

F*ck, if 28’s old, my life is over. It’s good to know that the lesbian community has such a sassy bitch on their side. Coral also used to do all those umpteen challenges where MTV would take the majority of these semi-fame victims and have them go through a horrible month of obstacle courses and everyone would turn on each other and it was like “Lord of the Flies” but with Mystic Tan. Coral seemed to be the only real person up in there. She knew how to play the game. Am I in love with Coral?