Coral From “The Real World” Is Gay

June 18th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Back when I used to watch that show, Coral was one of my favorites. Why? For this exchange:

Faceless “Real World” hopeful random slut on casting special (yelling and fighting with Coral)l: “blah blah blah blah blah”
Hotass Coral when she was a “Real World” hopeful on casting special (retorting): “You’re talking dog, and I don’t speak dog.”

HAH! That’s a chestnut from back in the day. Anyway, Coral and her gigantic boobies of hot have come out.

Do you feel a sense of responsibility now that you’re coming out?
I guess I get a little nervous. Just saying it is a little . . . It’s a little surreal. I’m not scared. I walk around holding hands. It’s not a problem for me, but I do fear backlash to some degree. Everyone has something negative to say, and I don’t really want to deal with it. Other than that, I don’t care. Hell, I’m old. I’m 28!

That is not old.
I know, but I can’t live my life like that anymore. I felt I was shorting myself. At the time I came out, I was dating someone really special. I wanted to introduce them. That was my thing: If I’m dating someone really, really, really special, that was the time to come out. I wanted to introduce them to the woman I love. It was all about timing for me.

F*ck, if 28′s old, my life is over. It’s good to know that the lesbian community has such a sassy bitch on their side. Coral also used to do all those umpteen challenges where MTV would take the majority of these semi-fame victims and have them go through a horrible month of obstacle courses and everyone would turn on each other and it was like “Lord of the Flies” but with Mystic Tan. Coral seemed to be the only real person up in there. She knew how to play the game. Am I in love with Coral?

By J. Harvey
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  1. Megn

    When she says ‘old’ she probably means old for coming out. At 28, you don’t want to still be hiding your sexuality, and not being open about your partner. That would suck.

  2. eh

    and we care what a z-lister’s sexual preference is because why?

  3. leilah

    Coral, if you want a hot sugar momma, hit me up!! Yeah, I’d hafta funnel some of my s.d.’s funds to you or get another job, but it looks worth it….

  4. Chris

    Eh, because your an A-Lister?

  5. eseu

    What are those things standing giantly on her chest? Are they real? If the answer is No, then does she feel anything when they are touched? I am just curious, because I would like to be a lesbian just to touch those. Hahaha

  6. SDM

    Coral’s best line ever was from one of the challenges when the Mormon girl (Julie?) was really mad at her and challenged Coral to a wrestling match to settle the dispute. Coral’s response – “Wrestle?!? I don’t wrestle! I beat bitches up!”

    Classic.

  7. Jfazz

    “Wrestle?!? I don’t wrestle! I beat bitches up!”
    She obviously meant she “Eats bitches up”

  8. T-Bone

    “”Lord of the Flies” but with Mystic Tan”
    _______________________________________________

    Hilarious!

  9. Joya

    “You’re talking dog, and I don’t speak dog.”

    that was one of my all time favorites!

  10. bdayguurl

    I call BullShit. Coral has been after my friend’s husband (an actor) for YEARS. Now she’s saying she’s gay!?!? She might be Bi-Curious, but she’s done more dudes than Traci Lords. Looks like someone wants some publicity. I smell Anne Heche…

  11. dookie

    So Coral has gone from being a straight bitch to a gay bitch. Why should we care???

  12. MeatTruck

    Those are some nice juggs.

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