Anderson Cooper Looking To Score With David Beckham.

March 21st, 2008 // 9 Comments

Get it, queen! Anderson Cooper was granted his fondest wish, and got to visit with David Beckham. He brought Becks’ Armani underwear ad to sign. Over the bulge. Anderson profiled Becks for 60 Minutes this Sunday, and gamely spent some time in the net trying to block his kicks.

A friend of mine played soccer in college and now coaches and he told me about this game I love called Butts Up. In it, the freshman players have to bend over in the net and the older guys take shots at their asses. Anderson requested that game. He was denied. Probably because he asked David to nix the ball and just use his penis.

This whole thing is reeking with sexual tension. Anderson may be closeted but he can work that gray head of hair for all its worth. Victoria Beckham better fly her glamour starship down to the field and beat Coop off her man.

One more video from Anderson Cooper’s interview with David Beckham is after the jump.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Queen Caffeine

    HAHAHA…who needs to watch the interview when we’ve got your subtextual description right here? Happy Friday, Jay!

  2. tony the tiger

    Anderson looks totally ridiculous as usual in a tight fitting t shirt to try to show off his definition. I see him in my neighborhood in NYC all the time: he is completely decked out in abercrombie and fitch clothes as if he was a seventeen year old boy….or worse still trying to attract one. Total Peter Pan complex. And he is always alone which is sad.

  3. Jilly

    hmmm Mr. Beckham’s voice is a lot higher pitched than i imagine hehe

  4. March

    I usually avoid anything concerning the Beckhams, but since the gorgeous Anderson Cooper is involved, I’m watching.

  5. LISA

    Thanks for giving me a giggle during the workday! :)

  6. LISA

    Thanks for giving me a giggle during the workday! :)

  7. LISA

    Thanks for giving me a giggle during the workday! :)

  8. LISA

    Thanks for giving me a giggle during the workday! :)

  9. Laura

    Anderson Cooper is unbelievable.

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