Conan the Barbarian Speaks At RNC

September 1st, 2004 // 5 Comments

Arnold who is best known for his films such as Commando, Total Recall, and The Terminator films, as well as his urge to fondle women inappropriately was given the chance to address the Republican National Convention.

I unfortunately, was flipping channels when the Kindergarden Cop took to the podium. He started out his speech with a little “humor.”

What a greeting! This is like winning an Oscar! … As if I would know!

Speaking of acting, one of my movies was called “True Lies.” It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention. [via USA Today]

Oh, please. Weapons of mass destruction anyone? The crowd cheered wildly. I sat in shock, as I watched the crowd cheer wildly. It was a shameless ploy by the Republican’s to have him address the convention – an obvious vote getting tactic. Although, I do pity the person who wasn’t going to vote prior to seeing Arnold “speak.” Where was Stephen Baldwin when you needed him?

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. jessica

    The UN informed Saddam that they were going to doing the search. Did you really think that he was stupid enough to sit there and let them find the WMD? Puhlease!

    91% of the media is left-wing. So you guys believe what they tell you to believe. If you would just do a little bit of research on your own, you would be angry at how stories are twisted.

    Don’t be led, lead yourself.

  2. Jessica's Lover

    Jessica sweetheart-
    Why are you avoiding me? Is it because you are sick of wearing the strap on? I know I’ve been selfish about that but I swear I’ll put it on baby!!

    Your Favorite Dyke

  3. Ahnold

    Oh, please shut up. You libs were creaming your pants over Ben Affleck getting wood at the DNC…well, I guess to you he is a saviour, considering your other choices. . At least Arnold was actually ELECTED to a post, unlike Ben, or the other B and C listers the DNC paid in booze to attend their party. You’re the type of voter who’d be thrilled to have Tara Reid as a First Lady “Oh, she’s soo cute..and didya know she used to date that Carson Daly!!” Now, go jerk off to that genius Natalie Portman, yeah, what a brainiac…sure, beotch, I’d look to you for political advice like I’d look to Affleck for career and dating advice.

  4. hipster

    Ahnold, thanks for saying what everyone is thinking. By the way, have you Democrats ever heard of the word Hypocrite?

  5. ger

    No, no, no. Please no Tara Reid as First Lady. We’ve had enough bush in the White House.

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