Colin Firth Says Meryl Streep Is A Drag Queen

British hotness Colin Firth says that his Mamma Mia! co-stars are draggish. Hide your candy, Lady Chablis!

“Actors are
basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want
to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche.
Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance,” he reasons.

Well, yeah, It is all about attention whoring. And Meryl can look a little pre-op but it’s because she’s an illusionist!

I was so excited to see this flick because I’ve got the gay gene but people are telling me it’s not as glorious as it appears in this shimmery ads. And I don’t seem to be able to get in to see The Dark Knight so what the hell am I supposed to do with my summer? Knit? Charity work? It’s not like I can drink anymore, my liver has already divorced me

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British hotness Colin Firth says that his Mamma Mia! co-stars are draggish. Hide your candy, Lady Chablis!“Actors are
basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want
to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche.
Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance,” he reasons. Well, yeah, It is all about attention whoring. And Meryl can look a little pre-op but it’s because she’s an illusionist! I
was so excited to see this flick because I’ve got the gay gene but
people are telling me it’s not as glorious as it appears in this
shimmery ads. And I don’t seem to be able to get in to see The Dark Knight
so what the hell am I supposed to do with my summer? Knit? Charity
work? It’s not like I can drink anymore, my liver has already divorced
me.