Colin Firth Says Meryl Streep Is A Drag Queen

July 21st, 2008 // 4 Comments

British hotness Colin Firth says that his Mamma Mia! co-stars are draggish. Hide your candy, Lady Chablis!

“Actors are
basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want
to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche.
Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance,” he reasons.

Well, yeah, It is all about attention whoring. And Meryl can look a little pre-op but it’s because she’s an illusionist!

I was so excited to see this flick because I’ve got the gay gene but people are telling me it’s not as glorious as it appears in this shimmery ads. And I don’t seem to be able to get in to see The Dark Knight so what the hell am I supposed to do with my summer? Knit? Charity work? It’s not like I can drink anymore, my liver has already divorced me

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British hotness Colin Firth says that his Mamma Mia! co-stars are draggish. Hide your candy, Lady Chablis!“Actors are
basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want
to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche.
Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance,” he reasons. Well, yeah, It is all about attention whoring. And Meryl can look a little pre-op but it’s because she’s an illusionist! I
was so excited to see this flick because I’ve got the gay gene but
people are telling me it’s not as glorious as it appears in this
shimmery ads. And I don’t seem to be able to get in to see The Dark Knight
so what the hell am I supposed to do with my summer? Knit? Charity
work? It’s not like I can drink anymore, my liver has already divorced
me.

By J. Harvey
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  1. LoRider

    Wow, J Harvey going on about drag queens. There’s a shock.

    Ride Lo

  2. b.SL

    Please say you don’t mean it.. I’ve been looking forward to Mama Mia & that cute girl who plays Meryl Streep’s daughter.
    And MS does not look pre-op ever, she is gorgeous & perfect. Don’t make her go “Devil Wears Prada” on you!

  3. Nina

    Mamma Mia is awesome! SO fun!! Promise.

  4. MJ

    He’s still stunning! I thought he had put on weight but he’s doing well with the little beard and everything. Look at the way he wears that suit. Mmmmm. Love the waistcoat and the grey shirt. Mmm.

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