Colin Farrell’s Massive Schlong Cut (No Pun Intended) From Film

June 23rd, 2004 // 8 Comments

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If it’s in The Sun, it must be true.

It’s official — the Irish badboy is very, very well hung. The bad news is his manhood is so big it had to be axed from nude scenes in new movie A Home At The End Of The World. Boo hiss — I feel a petition coming on. I can reveal Colin’s considerable chopper caused such a stir among audiences at test screenings that scenes showing his privates ended up on the cutting-room floor.

A source says: “All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full-frontal pose. “The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. “It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it.”

Unless Mr. Farrell is a grower, I’m seriously doubting his Massive Penis status. As shown in Exhibit A there just isn’t enough of a bulge factor for a massive cock to be encased in those jeans. In Exhibit B, we see a little more penis protrusion, however the jeans he’s wearing in the photo are sooo tight, if any boy infant was wearing them they would have a bulge.

Exhibit A cfcrotch1 Exhibit B cfcrotch2

So if anyone has evidence to the contrary, I’d say our Colin is an average dick.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. rozy

    haha, i totally agree with u, from those pics his *ahem* seems nothing more than average!

  2. George

    I believe I saw on some other blog…maybe gawker or defamer…a posting by a gay magazine editor who saw the uncut flick and said that it was a fake. Something about it not moving particularly naturally as he walked…..

  3. I just heard that he was “fluffed” in advance. Must have been a good fluff!

  4. Whopper for Bonzo

    I was Colin’s dick double in the movie. Not The End Of The World for him though. :-)

  5. colinslave

    If you have the DVD of Tigerland, you can see for yourself. In the scene where Colin and his buddy are fucking the two girls in the hotel room, Colin shows us his dick. Just freeze the frame and you can see that it doesn’t look all that huge. Maybe the movie set was a little cold that day. I’m reserving judgment until I see further evidence. However, there can be no doubt that he does have a beautiful butt.

  6. colinslave

    This could be a big letdown for some of you Colin fans who were expecting to see full frontal Colin in the DVD of A Home at the End of the World. Our boy and his director all but promised that Colin’s willie would not be cut from the DVD version of the movie. Now that’s looking like a huge load of hype.
    My copy arrived yesterday, and I’m sorry to report that the now-famous scene appears exactly as it did in the theatrical release. At the most you see a bit of public hair, but the allegedly big unit is nowhere to be found. Damn!

  7. toph

    I’ve just seen colin’s sex tape, and it’s true, he is indeed well-hung. and very hairy. that guy needs to trim. (just ask the girl in the video.)

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