Colin Farrell’s Massive Schlong Cut (No Pun Intended) From Film


If it’s in The Sun, it must be true.

It’s official — the Irish badboy is very, very well hung. The bad news is his manhood is so big it had to be axed from nude scenes in new movie A Home At The End Of The World. Boo hiss — I feel a petition coming on. I can reveal Colin’s considerable chopper caused such a stir among audiences at test screenings that scenes showing his privates ended up on the cutting-room floor.

A source says: “All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full-frontal pose. “The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. “It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it.”

Unless Mr. Farrell is a grower, I’m seriously doubting his Massive Penis status. As shown in Exhibit A there just isn’t enough of a bulge factor for a massive cock to be encased in those jeans. In Exhibit B, we see a little more penis protrusion, however the jeans he’s wearing in the photo are sooo tight, if any boy infant was wearing them they would have a bulge.

Exhibit A cfcrotch1 Exhibit B cfcrotch2

So if anyone has evidence to the contrary, I’d say our Colin is an average dick.