Colin Farrell Has A Granny Fetish

May 4th, 2005 // 3 Comments

It is now official. Colin Farrell is the biggest man-slut in the world. He apparently likes women both young, and old. 70 years old to be exact. Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, and Dame Edna Atkins. Our Irish son, spent two hours trying to seduce 70-year-old Dame Edna Atkins.

“I was doing a movie, and three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunningly gorgeous big film star, aged 28 years old, came into my hotel room for sex without strings.

“Yes, I spent two-and-a-half hours saying no. It was pure bliss, and it made me sail through my 70th birthday without a care in the world.” Asked if she was tempted, the actress, who is married to second husband film producer Bill Shepherd, replied: “Of course I was! But I just kept saying, this is deeply inappropriate.”

She added: “It cheered me up fantastically. I said no in the end because he said ‘You won’t do it because your body isn’t as good as it was when you were young, isn’t it? That’s why you’re saying no’. “He said ‘I don’t care about that, I don’t care’, but that was why, because I’m too proud of how I looked when I was younger.”

Colin Farrell ‘Tried to Seduce Veteran Actress’ [Scotsman]

(Photo via LG: The Suck My Blog)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. janine

    I’m beginning to think that horn-dog is the coolest person in the entire world. Hot dudes should give it up for everybody; he’s setting a good example.

  2. I really doubt this. Have you ever met someone who thought EVERYONE was in love/ hitting on them? Sounds like dimentia to me.

  3. Jake

    If Colin really wants to get break out of conventional Hollywood stereotypes, I suggest he make a play for Dame Edna Everage. She’s 71 and looks better than ever.

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