Coachella Festivals Puts Celebrities In A Blender And Mixes Em’ Crazy

A wacky assortment of Hollywood types flocked to the Indio, CA desert this weekend for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. Prince was the big act of Saturday evening, and I would sweat my ass off in the desert, too surrounded by clouds of Patchouli and annoying hipsters texting each other about how much the artists have sold out this year to see Prince. The rumors that he got almost 5 million to play were deemed false by tour organizers.

But look at the wacky mix of celebs! Melanie Griffith? The Hoff? There’s Sienna Miller! And the Hilton sisters with that hot little minx David Katzenberg. Kimberly Stewart looking like her hairdresser really hates her ass and finally showed her.

The festival goes from Friday to Sunday. Besides Prince, other peforming artists included my favorite Canadian lesbian twin sister band Tegan & Sara, Death Cab for Cutie, Kraftwerk, the newly reunited Portishead (how does that chick stand the heat?), Jack Johnson and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. So I guess I would have just gone on Saturday? Cause – blech.

How in the hell does Dita Von Teese look like she just came out of Vogue in 90 degree weather? That broad has icewater in her veins. Sienna Miller looks like that girl who’s selling friendship bracelets and/or blowjobs for a ride home.


More photos of the celebrities featuring Dita Von Teese, Sienna Miller, Kelly Osbourne, Kimberly Stewart, Jared Leto, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, David Katzenberg, Pink, Melanie Griffith and David Hasselhoff at the Coachella Music Festival are after the jump.