Clay Aiken Is A Caricature

December 24th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Here’s Christmas elf and gay dad Clay Aiken introducing his caricature which will adorn the wall at NYC’s world-famous Sardi’s restaurant. He was awarded the drawing for his Broadway debut in Spam-A-Lot. Now, I don’t know about you – but that ain’t Clay Aiken. That’s bad manga drawn by one of those people at the Naruto convention who wants to eff Japanese ninja cartoons in real time. Clay’s caricature should seriously convey that fairydust emits from his buttocks and really capture the rosy, gay Precious Moments figurine quality that he posesses. But we’ll give him this – jewel tones and a gray sweater. Work it like a job, queen!

Did Reed give that ensem’ snaps?

Btw, Clay’s hiding all the pain inside because obviously some jealous queen in the Spam-A-Lot make-up room went Scream on his eyebrows. Holy shite. Those don’t grow back, right?

Click any image in the gallery for 15+ pictures of Clay Aiken!


Here’s Christmas elf and gay dad Clay Aiken introducing his
caricature which will adorn the wall at NYC’s world-famous Sardi’s
restaurant. He was awarded the drawing for his Broadway debut in Spam-A-Lot. Now, I don’t know about you – but that ain’t Clay Aiken. That’s bad manga drawn by one of those people at the Naruto convention who wants to eff Japanese ninja cartoons in real time.
Clay’s caricature should seriously convey that fairydust emits from his
buttocks and really capture the rosy, gay Precious Moments figurine
quality that he posesses. But we’ll give him this – jewel tones and a
gray sweater. Work it like a job, queen!

Did Reed give that ensem’ snaps?
Btw, Clay’s hiding all the pain inside because obviously some jealous queen in the Spam-A-Lot make-up room went Scream on his eyebrows. Holy shite. Those don’t grow back, right?Click any image in the gallery for 15+ pictures of Clay Aiken!

By J. Harvey
  1. Mia

    CREEPY !!!!!!!!!

  2. Mike

    Adorable! I don’t care what the creepy critics say. He’s an absolute doll.

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