Clay Aiken Comes Out On QVC

April 30th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Ok, we’re stretching a bit. Clay Aiken went on QVC to sell his new CD to shut-ins and Claymates who don’t have legs or have fused to their couches but are still within reach of their phones. He performed several songs from the disc, and one of them has some telling lyrics. It’s called “The Real Me” and it goes a little something like this:

Painted on, life is behind a mask
Self-inflicted circus clown
I’m tired of the song and dance
Living a charade, always on parade…

Dude, just come out. It sounds like you want to. We know you’re tired of women with kittens ironed on their sweatshirts approaching you to sign their scrapbooks and thinking you’re into girls. I’m sure you’re grateful for their support, but you shouldn’t have to maintain a lie just so some broad in Blooming Prairie, Minnesota can utilize you as a visual as she gets busy with her hot water bottle.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
  1. He’s lookin a little like a young Lindsay Lohan in that 3rd photo.

  2. DruNken LauRen

    YOU SOLD ME… he is gay…. what a sweet song…. he is hurting and needs to come out… but sounds like he has a man… EVERYONE but ME has man. That hurts… LOL

  3. DruNken LauRen

    YOU SOLD ME… he is gay…. what a sweet song…. he is hurting and needs to come out… but sounds like he has a man… EVERYONE but ME has man. That hurts… LOL

  4. Shirley

    I love Clay no matter what his sexual preferences are. He’s a really nice guy.

  5. Shirley

    I love Clay no matter what his sexual preferences are. He’s a really nice guy.

  6. say what?

    ever since the screen shots that were allegedly from a guy he hooked up with on “rent boy” or one of those sites, I’ve been convinced that he’s in the closet.

    shirley, that’s a nice sentiment…however, MOST of his following would not be as accepting as you are which is why he’s still in the closet.

  7. Wicki

    Actually I’m originally from the Midwest and it’s my theory that Clay is really an icon for the fag-hag (and since I am one I can use that term!) wanna-bies who lack their very own special homosexual to hang on to. I don’t think these ladies are as naive as you think.

  8. of course he is gay. this is breaking news? my wife is a diehard claymate and even SHE has finally admitted that he’s probably gay. come out clay and screw all lame homophobes.

  9. juanbigone

    Complete tool.What a dick with ears.

  10. Martha

    What the heck? That song “The Real Me” is about how God sees into everyone’s hearts and sees everything. You guys are stupid. You twist everything that he does into gay. He said he is not gay. SO LISTEN TO THE MAN!!!! Gosh, how the flip would you know!?!? So, next time before you critique a song, figure out the daggon meaning of the song. SO SHUT UP. You’re a lowsy blogger.

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