Clay Aiken Is Highly Delusional

Clay Aiken thinks that no one cares if he’s gay or not. That’s ALL we care about! You’re this lanky red scarecrow clownish gay and we just want the facts. You’re utterly fascinating! And you’ve found yourself in this situation where your biggest fans are round middle-aged women who will quit your ass if you ARE gay so you can’t come out. It’s tragic but completely engrossing! We totally care about that. Otherwise, you’re just…Wayne Newton?

Aiken told Access Hollywood that his sexual indentity is inconsequential.

“People don’t want to have that type of stuff pushed, people who are living in Omaha or in Charlotte or wherever. They don’t want stuff like that pushed in their face,” he adds. “I don’t think that’s necessary and that’s also not what I’m here for. I mean, I went on Idol to be a singer, I went on Idol to be an entertainer and that’s what my priority is.”

I know you gave yourself a lesbian haircut to throw us off the scent, but it didn’t work! He knows if his Claymates get one whiff of his homosexuality, it’s over, Johnny! Whiff? It’s like a big gay stinkcloud!

Aiken says the initial speculation about his gayness on the Internet and the media was “difficult.”

The second he comes out, no one will give a shit. It’s just that our country is so fixated on people’s sexuality. Probably because America is so repressed. Europe has hookers for mayors and no one bats an eyelash.

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Tags: Clay Aiken, Gays
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