Christina Aguilera And Her Husband Are Skeeving Out The Neighbors

Imagine those post-pregnancy pontoons floating about in the chlorine? Christina Aguilera and her husband, record executive Jordan Bratman, are keeping their love alive by having noisy midnight sex in their pool.

Christina gave birth to son Max in January, but recently told Ellen DeGeneres that she and Jordan work at keeping their sex life spicy. The neighbors aren’t jazzed by the moans, screams, and lewd use of swimmies.

“They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour,” a source says.

“How can I digest my tapioca and Lorna Doones when that floozie is making time with her gent next door? I don’t even know what ‘Dirty Sanchez’ means!”

Ugh, I’m gross. Here’s Xtina with her hubby at Babies ‘R’ Us in LA.


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