Christina Aguilera Stinks

Here’s Christina Aguilera, thankfully having retired that Bugle Girl from Company B shtick she’s been flogging all over lately. I’m over it. Bitches are bitching that her new scent smells like death .

Market research groups who tested people’s first impressions of her new range – called Simply Christina – labelled it “tacky”.

A member of one London panel said: “The packaging looked cheap and we went away unimpressed.”

It probably smells like Rosie the Riveter and Burma Shave. That’s the era she’s goin’ for!


More photos of Christina Aguilera and her husband after the jump.