Christina Aguilera Has Replaced The Target Dog

November 6th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Here’s Christina Aguilera‘s new Target commercial for her greatest hits album. She’s playing some sort of sexy superhero, karate kicking and throwing starlight at people. If you’re a comic book geek or some sort of latex fetishist, you can probably vibe off this one. In the beginning of it, she’s Cleopatra-eyed, mod Xtina and we’re just wondering if Lady GaGa knows that Xtina has ripped off her situation and how she feels about it. Can someone get Lady GaGa on her cocaine champage disco phone and ask?

Here are some photos of Ms. Clownmouth voting on Tuesday.  She just pressed her lips next to Obama’s name and went on her merry way.

Here’s Christina Aguilera‘s new Target commercial for her
greatest hits album. She’s playing some sort of sexy superhero, karate
kicking and throwing starlight at people. If you’re a comic book geek
or some sort of latex fetishist, you can probably vibe off this one. In
the beginning of it, she’s Cleopatra-eyed, mod Xtina and we’re just
wondering if Lady GaGa knows that Xtina has ripped off her situation and how she feels about it. Can someone get Lady GaGa on her cocaine champage disco phone and ask?

Here are some photos of Ms. Clownmouth voting on Tuesday.  She just pressed her lips next to Obama’s name and went on her merry way.

By J. Harvey
  1. sd

    this woman is so ugly.God she looks like a plastic doll

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