Christina Aguilera And Cher Will Not Duet

June 13th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

In the biggest blow to the gay community since Prop 8, it has been revealed that Christina Aguilera will not be dueting with Cher in their upcoming movie Burlesque.

Well, I, for one, am mystified.  Why else would you put these two in a movie?  I’m of course talking about Christina because Cher is a God-damned national treasure.  Put Silkwood on your Netflix queue now!

Where was I? Oh, right.  Cher took the opportunity to complain to E! about the working conditions on the movie:

“It was hard,” she said. “It was sixteen-hour days in six-inch heels.”

She continued, “It was a bitch. I have a broken foot and toe that’s been broken twice so it was really hard for me. I mean, the girls who were 22 were complaining and crying, too.”

Raise your hand if you think this movie is going to be a spectacular disaster, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Glitter?  Really, I want to know.

Forget about all that and look at these crazy pictures of Christina hanging out with Kim Kardashian at the pool for Simone Harouche’s bachelorette party in Miami yesterday.  Nothing says ‘summer fun’ like a full face of makeup, right Titi?

By Nicole Steadman
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