Christina Aguilera Can’t Kick Jordan Bratman Out Of The House
It’s my belief that whoever cheats in a marriage is the one who flees the house. So, with that said, I want to believe (and spread) the rumors that Christina Aguilera cheated and that’s why she and Jordan Bratman are divorcing.
Here’s where the story gets real: Aguilera has been staying in a LA hotel, because her soon-to-be ex still lives in the house and she has no legal right to kick him out just because they are getting a divorce. Aguilera was spotted with their son Max while doing a spot of shopping yesterday – and that t-shirt is a little too comical.
Several reports have said that she’s basically living out of a suitcase and that things have gotten really tense between the couple. The only way that a person can legally kick someone out is, from what I gather, if domestic violence is reported.
So Jordan should report that Aguilera beats him up, because you know she does.