Christie Brinkley Divorce Trial Weekend Wrap-Up

July 5th, 2008 // 7 Comments

There’s been a lot going on concerning the main players in Christie Brinkley’s divorce from hubby Peter Cook. The trial began Thursday, and more horribly juicy details have started leaking out.

First off, Diani Bianchi, the then 18-year-old with which Cook was engaged in an affair has ceased production on her upcoming album after getting paid by Peter to stop because she REFERRED TO THEM GETTING IT ON IN SOME OF HER LYRICS. That is one classy chick. I love how sleeping with some high-profile married white dude is like the new American Idol.

Then there’s the actual trial. Christie gave some very emotional testimony, in which she described the time she found out that Cook had been cheating on her with Bianchi. During her description of their discussion, she looked at Peter for the first time during the trial when she told the court, “I just said to Peter, ‘How could you?’ ” Well-played, Uptown Girl.

As for Peter’s defense, his lawyer claims that Brinkley is simply looking for revenge. Norman Sheresky, Cook’s primary attorney told People, “There’s an independent doctor who was appointed in this case. He said she was boinkered by anger.”

Boinkered? Is that a misquote? What the hell does that even mean? Well, you know it’s going to be an entertaining trial when people are making up words. Let the madoodle snipalog proceedings continue!

Click any photo to view all the of Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook photos in the gallery!


There’s been a lot going on concerning the main players in Christie Brinkley’s divorce from hubby Peter Cook. The trial began Thursday, and more horribly juicy details have started leaking out.

First off, Diani Bianchi, the then 18-year-old with which Cook was
engaged in an affair has ceased production on her upcoming album after
getting paid by Peter to stop because she REFERRED TO THEM GETTING IT ON IN SOME OF HER LYRICS. That is one classy chick. I love how sleeping with some high-profile married white dude is like the new American Idol.

Then there’s the actual trial. Christie gave some very emotional testimony,
in which she described the time she found out that Cook had been
cheating on her with Bianchi. During her description of their
discussion, she looked at Cook for the first time during the trial
when she told the court, “I just said to Peter, ‘How could you?’ ”
Well-played, Uptown Girl.

As for Peter’s defense, his lawyer claims that Brinkley is simply
looking for revenge. Norman Sheresky, Cook’s primary attorney told People,
“There’s an independent doctor who was appointed in this case. He said
she was boinkered by anger.” Boinkered? Is that a misquote? What the
hell does that even mean? Well, you know it’s going to be an
entertaining trial when people are making up words. Let the madoodle
snipalog proceedings continue!Click any photo to view all the of Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook photos in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. miles

    typo – it’s ‘blinkered’. like a horse wearing blinkers.
    blinkered by anger.

  2. Anne Arkham

    Yeah, well. If he didn’t want her to be angry, he shouldn’t have schtupped an 18-year old.

  3. Christie

    This was not a surprise. The surprise is that Christie is a very hot member at a dating site. It called richromances.com or something. More pictures can be found under her profile.

  4. Stephen Park

    actually thats no surprise, everyone seems to be on that damn site!

    i mean why do people spam? do they really expect me to go and look at that site or even believe celebs are member on there?
    duh!

    and yes its a type, other sites say “What’s more, Brinks is doing this all completely out of anger, with one doctor saying that she was “blinkered by anger.” “

  5. Zelda F.

    That man has one HUGE head, or is that a typo too? Really, it’s got to be as big as a horses head. It’s twice as large as a normal persons head. Horror movie HUGE. The elephant man without all the tumours. I just hope she hangs his ass out to dry. Scum bag.

  6. rippedoff

    I BET CHRISTIE WASN’T STUPID ENUF TO GIVE HER CREDIT CARD INFO TO RICH HO MANCES DOT COM. IT’S A TOTAL RIPOFF WEB SITE. BEWARE

  7. devil

    It’s hard to feel too sorry for Christie after she admits she stood by her man after he abused her daughter. Yet her lawyer claims she is utterly and completely devoted to her children. Yeah, sure she is. If that was true, she wouldn’t have insisted on a public trial.

    Christie also found all sorts of indications of an affair and ignored them until her own reputation (with Cover Girl, etc.) was on the line. If Cook’s perversion hadn’t become public, Christie would probably have stayed with him.

    Christie cheated on Billy Joel before they divorced. Then she dumped the guy she cheated with because he wasn’t wealthy enough. Maybe she should stop getting married because she sure makes bad choices.

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