Christie Brinkley Divorce Trial Weekend Wrap-Up

There’s been a lot going on concerning the main players in Christie Brinkley’s divorce from hubby Peter Cook. The trial began Thursday, and more horribly juicy details have started leaking out.

First off, Diani Bianchi, the then 18-year-old with which Cook was engaged in an affair has ceased production on her upcoming album after getting paid by Peter to stop because she REFERRED TO THEM GETTING IT ON IN SOME OF HER LYRICS. That is one classy chick. I love how sleeping with some high-profile married white dude is like the new American Idol.

Then there’s the actual trial. Christie gave some very emotional testimony, in which she described the time she found out that Cook had been cheating on her with Bianchi. During her description of their discussion, she looked at Peter for the first time during the trial when she told the court, “I just said to Peter, ‘How could you?’ ” Well-played, Uptown Girl.

As for Peter’s defense, his lawyer claims that Brinkley is simply looking for revenge. Norman Sheresky, Cook’s primary attorney told People, “There’s an independent doctor who was appointed in this case. He said she was boinkered by anger.”

Boinkered? Is that a misquote? What the hell does that even mean? Well, you know it’s going to be an entertaining trial when people are making up words. Let the madoodle snipalog proceedings continue!

Click any photo to view all the of Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook photos in the gallery!


There’s been a lot going on concerning the main players in Christie Brinkley’s divorce from hubby Peter Cook. The trial began Thursday, and more horribly juicy details have started leaking out.

First off, Diani Bianchi, the then 18-year-old with which Cook was
engaged in an affair has ceased production on her upcoming album after
getting paid by Peter to stop because she REFERRED TO THEM GETTING IT ON IN SOME OF HER LYRICS. That is one classy chick. I love how sleeping with some high-profile married white dude is like the new American Idol.

Then there’s the actual trial. Christie gave some very emotional testimony,
in which she described the time she found out that Cook had been
cheating on her with Bianchi. During her description of their
discussion, she looked at Cook for the first time during the trial
when she told the court, “I just said to Peter, ‘How could you?’ “
Well-played, Uptown Girl.

As for Peter’s defense, his lawyer claims that Brinkley is simply
looking for revenge. Norman Sheresky, Cook’s primary attorney told People,
“There’s an independent doctor who was appointed in this case. He said
she was boinkered by anger.” Boinkered? Is that a misquote? What the
hell does that even mean? Well, you know it’s going to be an
entertaining trial when people are making up words. Let the madoodle
snipalog proceedings continue!Click any photo to view all the of Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook photos in the gallery!