Christian Bale Still Not As Cool As Heath Ledger’s Joker

July 15th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Christian Bale needs some sun. Here he is at the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. He’s with his piece, Sibi Blazic. Which is totally what I’m naming my first girl child. “Sibi! Did you take Daddy’s vodka?”

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks halfway presentable. People give her flack for looking like she has fetal alcohol syndrome, but the dress is killing me softly.

I am so jonesin’ for this movie. Bale’s already been totally hijacked by Heath Ledger as the Joker, though. Ledger’s final performance is already getting Oscar buzz, and everyone’s saying he steals the show.

If Bale’s a self-centered dude, he must be pissed at that ho for upping and dying, sealing Bale’s second banana fate. He’s probably not, though. He strikes me as actor’s actor guy. Plus, anyone blessed with that genetic bone structure should be satisfied for the rest of his life. Seriously, if you look like that, you’re not allowed to whine. Ever.

Though you are allowed to hate on Robin.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 28 photos from The Dark Knight premiere featuring Christian Bale, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine and Aaron Eckhart.


Christian Bale needs some sun. Here he is at the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. He’s with his piece, Sibi Blazic. Which is totally what I’m naming my first girl child. “Sibi! Did you take Daddy’s vodka?”

I am so jonesin’ for this movie. Bale’s already been totally hijacked by Heath Ledger as the Joker, though. Ledger’s final performance is already getting Oscar buzz, and everyone’s saying he steals the show.

If Bale’s a self-centered dude, he must be pissed at that ho for upping
and dying, sealing Bale’s second banana fate. He’s probably not,
though. He strikes me as actor’s actor guy. Plus, anyone blessed with
that genetic bone structure should be satisfied for the rest of his
life. Seriously, if you look like that, you’re not allowed to whine.
Ever.

Though you are allowed to hate on Robin.Check out all to view the entire gallery of 28 photos from The Dark Knight premiere featuring Christian Bale, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine and Aaron Eckhart.

By J. Harvey
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  1. devil

    Does “Sibi” mean “horse faced” in some foreign language? If not, it should.

  2. angelchrome

    Ditch the bitch & come marry me, Batman!

  3. tommy jorgensen

    Why would he leave a hot bitch to marry an almost certainly much less attractive bitch?

  4. Tracy

    I love that name-I am, as we speak, trying to convince my daughter to let me call her Sibi.

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