Christ, You Give A Girl A Machine Gun For A Leg And Suddenly She’s Jennifer Hudson

March 28th, 2007 // 6 Comments


I love me some Rose McGowan, but she’s getting a little too big for her botched plastic surgery. She recently informed her co-stars in “Grindhouse” that they weren’t allowed to wear red to the premiere because she was. So I said, screw her, and wore it anyway. Security was very nice.

ROSE McGowan had her female co-stars in “Grindhouse” ready to scratch her eyes out at the L.A. premiere after she had her reps warn them not to wear red because McGowan didn’t want her own red dress upstaged. “It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she’s self-obsessed,” said our spy. Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. “It was basically a ‘[Bleep] you!’ to Rose,” said the source. McGowan’s rep had no comment, but a pal of hers told us, “She wanted the girls to coordinate what they wore so they would look amazing and sexy and beautiful.”

Sure she did. Diva. Elise and Electra? So one’s a librarian and one brought her own pole to swing on? I gotta meet these two. Seriously, Rose better recognize. I know she’s the lead, but she just came from like three years on Charmed as the least attractive sister. She’s lucky she got to walk the red carpet again. She could right now be sitting in a booth at a convention center in Providence, charging fanboys $20 for her autograph and wondering if the snack bar has anything vegan.

By J. Harvey

  1. Ha, ha.

    That’s definitely the best headline I’ve seen for this topic.

  2. NoraJo

    I never even heard of this person

  3. Es

    Ummm, someone should have taken that hair off her tittie before taking the picture. It’s way distracting!

  4. Es

    If she’s so self-obsessed, how come she didn’t notice that big ol hair on her tittie???

  5. Beth

    FYI, the Avellan sisters are the daughters of Robert Rodriguez, the director of the “Planet Terror” portion of “Grindhouse”.

  6. anon

    no they’re not: he has 4 sons and a daughter. they are his wife’s relatives

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