Chris Rock’s Paternity Stalker Is A Jailbird

April 23rd, 2007 // 4 Comments

The lovely lady claiming that her 13-year-old is Chris Rock’s spawn has a rap sheet .

TMZ has learned that 36-year-old Kali Bowyer, who Rock never denied having a fling with several years before he met wife Malaak, has an extensive criminal past riddled with numerous bizarre police encounters, and a penchant for telling wild stories. According to a thick stack of government documents obtained by TMZ, Bowyer was convicted of DUI in Georgia, charged with theft by deception last summer, and is facing charges of running an elaborate cell phone scam.

More Kali Bowyer craziness after the jump.

And it doesn’t end there! In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail some truly strange encounters with police, including one in which cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to “ingest some white powder,” a tale which her own son contradicted under questioning. Bad checks, domestic disturbances, and several veracity-questionable incidents left police scratching their heads.

I love that one about being forced to blow rails at gun point. I know several twenty-somethings who would be using that excuse if it was at all valid. Everyone’s on the powder nowadays! Didn’t Nancy Reagan go on “Diff’rent Strokes” to prevent this? Anyway, this chick first turned up ten years ago when the kid was three with this Rock is the daddy claim. Chris wanted to take a DNA test at the time, but this hagatha vanished. And now she’s back, and better than ever. It sounds like the kid should be PRAYING that Chris is the Dad, though. He needs to get away from this crazy.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Melissa Nicole

    He slept with that! I atleast hope it was good!

  2. Jen

    I wonder what this has to do with whether he’s the father of her kid? Does it matter that in her past she wasn’t an angel? Sounds to me like a smear campaign, for what?

  3. friend

    Oh give me a break!! I have known her for a long time, she has never ran “an elaborate cell phone scam”, gee wonder who said that? Let me think…hmmm maybe the cop who called her son a n****r ? most likely. She got someone a cell phone because there credit was too sh**y to do it themselves, and they never paid the bill (oops guess they left that part out, huh) “extensive criminal past” , my ass…let’s see if you are Paris, or Lindsay, or even Mel it is okay to get a DUI, huh but not if you are a average person? What stories, gee the fact that people might have a life off their tractors? I say to her who gives a poop what these people think . But if someone is going to print things about you maybe they should get the truth on situations or at least all sides (thought that was real reporting). Her checks she paid off when she was notified (guess you left that part out also). Domestic disturbance, uh the boyfriend she had beat the s**t out of her and she pressed charges (guess they forgot that). She never disappeared, if he had stepped up to the plate yrs ago they would not have been doing it now! Get real people! People who know her, know she is a wonderful person. No one looks good in a mug shot, nice choice (guess the other ones that are out there actually make her look to pretty to post, huh?)

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