Chris Rock Love Child, Never Meant To Be?

March 28th, 2007 // 6 Comments


The National Enquirer is reporting that a woman has stepped forward claiming that her 10 year old is Chris Rock’s kid and a new source of rueful comic material for him. I don’t even know if “rueful” is a word. But I do know he joked about this very thing and now’s it’s come true. Bitch tempted fate and fate slapped him upside the head!

A former girlfriend is claiming Chris is the father of her 13-year-old
son Jordan, who suffers from seizures. And she believes the comic’s medical history may help with the boy’s treatment.

“Take the damn DNA test!” blasted 35-year-old Kali Bowyer in an exclusive NATIONAL ENQUIRER interview.

“My son’s 13 now and he knows what’s going on. He told me the other day, ‘I don’t need him in my life, just to take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’”

Jordan has undergone a battery of tests to try to determine the underlying cause for his seizures, but Kali is unable to provide doctors with the teen’s complete medical history without Chris’ cooperation. She filed court papers on March 15, 2007, in Georgia, requesting that Rock take a paternity test and pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees.

I love “take the damn DNA test!” Kali is my hero. Not everyone hates Chris, just his ex-girlfriend and his kid with the seizures. Bower also had this to say:

“I just think that it’s rude that Chris just won’t respond. His attorneys exact words were, ‘This is going to disrupt his life.’”

And now Kali has a final message for the comic: “Take five minutes, tell your wife you’re out for a cup of coffee, go to the doctor’s office and get the DNA test done.
“In five days we’ll have an answer.”

Will she marry me?

By J. Harvey

  1. savokia

    Did the kid just started having seizures? He’s 13 right? Sounds like a broke bitch in need of a payday and her girlfriends keep telling her that her monkey looks a lot like Chris Rock. Know who in the hell you sleeping with and having unprotected sex.

  2. Rob

    Yea, the timing is perfect. He hadn’t heard from her for 13 years, but when she needs a payday, she comes out of the word works and demands money.

    Next thing you know, she’s gonna want back pay.

  3. genevieve83


    Is he a “monkey” because he’s black or because he has seizures?? If it’s the latter, I can attest for how infuriating it is to have someone pass judgement over a loved one for a seizure disorder. My husband has scar tissue on his brain from an old footaball injury and I’d bitch slap anyone who ever made fun of him for seizures he can’t control. Ditto on making fun of a little kid.

    You need a to choose a different set of words. I’m not African-American, but “monkey” offended the hell out of me. “Kid” would have been fine. Leave it at that.

  4. Victoria

    This only interests me if the love child is White. Cause that would make things more interesting; considering Chris Rock’s jokes and stuff about White women and Black men.

    Other than that, it’s just another man who was sleeping around on his wife/girlfriend with another chick who got preggers. In which case I ain’t surprised.

  5. Loob

    What a selfish fucking prick Chris Rock is!
    Just take the test, because it might be helpful to the child’s health to have some details! How hard is that? What do you care?!
    Besides, if he’s not your child that would be cleared up immediately too.

    This is an excellent indicator of the person that Chris Rock is, inside. Not worth knowing.

  6. His Mother

    How dare you pass judgment on me! Or make such horrible remarks about my son. NO ONE is looking for money from anyone. UNDERSTAND THAT NOW! NO ONE NEEDS HIS MONEY OR ANYONE ELSES FOR THAT MATTER. You do not know me or my involvement with anyone. STOP ASS~UMING!! Because of something that you heard or read.

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