Chris Klein Quote Of The Day

November 16th, 2005 // 15 Comments

Chris, 26, a self-described “alpha heterosexual” who only dates “8 to 10′s,” also reveals how displeased he is if a woman he’s seeing gains a few pounds.

“I’m not tolerant of that at all,” declares the actor, who says he has no problem telling his swollen squeeze to shape up. “When a woman isn’t feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she’ll ask you if you like her body,” he pontificates. “You have to say no.”

(Source: MSN)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. King Smart Ian

    When you’re the kind of catch he is, what with his fantastic career and all, you can dictate those kind of terms. Its not like that kind of outlook drives women away towards even more dubious “alpha heterosexuals”……oh wait, nevermind

  2. HelenSparkles

    You think he might sound a little mmm insensitive? Alpha brute more than alpha male? It’s not like he is really all that… I always thought he was punching above his weight with Katie Holmes…

    Now, just a minute, maybe that Cruise/Holmes timeline is beginning to bite after all “they went public with their relationship in April. They became engaged in June, and she is now pregnant with their first child.”

    I’m not really surprised Katie is with Tom after hearing something as stupid as this; it might be what other ‘alpha males’ think but they ain’t dumb enough to say it out loud!

  3. jakejustice

    hed better be pretty hung to be walking around saying that to chicks. if he said that to me id clock him. unless he was hung. and i mean, im a dude so he wouldnt say that to me. so we’re all good. what was that song he sang in American Pie again? so sad.

  4. bratbastid

    Did he become and A-List celebrity while I wasn’t giving a sh*t? Who cares what he thinks about anything???

  5. jakejustice

    hed better be pretty damn hung to be saying that to chicks. i mean, if he said that to me i would clock him. unless he was hung. but i mean, he wouldnt say that to me cause im a dude. so i guess we’re all good. and i really doubt hes hung. btw what was that lame song he sang in American Pie? anyone?

  6. dottcomm1

    this coming from a man with a bad weave! (not as bad as charlie sheen’s though!)

  7. LilShoes

    It sounds like he feels the need to over-compensate for his feelings of inadequacy. What a loser.

  8. Jenra

    Jake, I believe the song was, “How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You”!

  9. caro

    wow…i mean i would leave him for a wealthy gay alien too if i were her.
    Thank God I am NOT her!

  10. Roni

    What a DOUCHE…isnt there some kind of teen movie rule (which I’m guessing he was in since that’s all he seems to be capable of) that a guy needs to be, say, at least a 1 to date anyone in the 8-10 range?

  11. chrisase

    This was in the article “Given this attitude, it’s not surprising when he admits the ‘worst thing’ a woman ever said to him was, ‘You’re a [expletive that rhymes with 'brass pole'].’”

    Uhhh, Chris, you’re a [expletive that rhymes with 'clucking casserole'].

    He really thinks “It’s a flash of a smile and a nice conversation” and “…at the end of the day, she’s cooking the food.”

    You like my chicken casserole, Boo? Yeah, it’s a family secret recipe. OK, OK, I’ll tell you. The secret spice is…drumroll….arsenic. Enjoy.

  12. tomcruiseisgay

    He says he dates “8 to 10′s”? In what alternate universe is Katie Holmes an 8 to 10? Okay, if Charlize Theron is a 10, I’m thinking Katie’s more of a 6. And that’s with loads of money dumped into her beauty regime. If she was, say, working at Walgreens, she wouldn’t even be that.
    And who in the hell is that guy anyway? Seriously, I’ve never seen him in anything except magazine articles calling him Katie Holmes’ ex.
    No wonder Katie ended up with Tom. She’s sworn off straight men forever thanks to this douche.

  13. Alikat

    It’s sad that he’s getting attention now just because he is an ex of somebody ala Kenny Chesney. He needs to get over himeself….he is a 5 or 6 at best, and that’s with being an actor.

  14. mutterhals

    Imagine the lucky girl that lands this dickus! He’s like some kind of bland white bread Keauna Reeves, he’s about as sexy as a weather forecast.

  15. coolguy

    is he even famous anymore?

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