Chris Brown Plays Benefit Concert But Remains A Douche

While the world has been eating up Kristen Stewart’s new Flaunt magazine photos, Chris Brown’s six page pictorial spread in the April issue has eagerly been overlooked.  But fear no more, we’ve got them right here!  Long Nguyen did a superb job directing Chris’ shoot.  Some of the photos show a contemplative Chris Brown.  Hmm, maybe he is thinking of ways to get a better reputation.  Like a benefit concert!

He is holding a benefit concert, aptly named: Chris Brown & Friends, A Call To Action, Virginia Stand Up!  Really?  Could the event name be long enough?  How about Will Work Somewhat Hard For a Better Reputation.

According to CBS 6, the concert, taking place on the Virginia Commonwealth University campus in Richmond, is to support The American Red Cross in its continuing relief efforts in Haiti, the Richmond community, and The Central Virginia Food Bank.

Personally, I heard VCU was the second choice of venue after the University of Richmond denied Chris’ requests to hold it on their campus.  It’s just like his birthday when nobody wanted to have a party for him!

Chris will be joined at the benefit concert by his “friends”: Trey Songz, Keri Hilson, T-Pain, Ryan Leslie, Mario, Tank, and Juelz Santana.

I bet this will look good at his next progress hearing on May 11th.