Chris Hemsworth’s Hammer Of Thor Looks Not Menacing At Tokyo Premiere

No you guys, this is not a story about Chris Hemsworth’s penis. Although, if Tom Hiddleston is to be believed, it’s probably pretty huge.

Anyway, Chris took his attractive self to Tokyo yesterday where he premiered Thor: The Dark World for loads of adoring fans. While that’s all adorable, I love the fact that they gave him a hammer that’s all rainbows and clouds.

But here’s the thing about Chris Hemsworth, he can even make that look fabulous. 

Does anybody else wish he’d showed up to the premiere in his Thor costume? I mean, I know he never would, but man that would have been entertaining. Although, I’m really just waiting for the day when he brings his daughter India on the red carpet. She’s going to be the most precious date ever.

Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of Chris in Tokyo. Are you as amused by the hammer as I am? Sound off in the comments!