China’s Little Ashlee Simpson

This is so messed up. Did you guys watch the opening ceremony for the Olympics in China? Well, the adorable little Chinese girl who sang “Ode to the Motherland” as part of the elaborate performance was actually the more “photogenic” choice of performer.

Basically, a director of the opening ceremony explained to the media that having a prettier girl lip-sync to the voice of what was believed to be a less cute girl who could actually sing was “for the national interest.”

Wow. So, nine-year-old Lin Miaoke is getting credit for singing when it was really 7-year-old Yang Peiyi. I can’t understand how she wasn’t cute enough. Does she have horns, or something? Not that I have anything against people with horns, but yeah, that would be distracting. Or guns for hands–that’s both distracting and dangerous.


This is so messed up. Did you guys watch the opening ceremony for the
Olympics in China? Well, the adorable little Chinese girl who sang “Ode
to the Motherland” as part of the elaborate performance was actually
the more “photogenic” choice of performer.

Basically, a director of the opening ceremony explained to the media that having a prettier girl lip-sync to the voice of what was believed to be a less cute girl who could actually sing was “for the national interest.”

Wow. So, nine-year-old Lin Miaoke is getting credit for singing when it was really 7-year-old Yang Peiyi.
I can’t understand how she wasn’t cute enough. Does she have horns, or
something? Not that I have anything against people with horns, but
yeah, that would be distracting. Or guns for hands–that’s both distracting and dangerous.