This is how you don’t want the first line of a Page Six item to read:
Former “Full House” child star and crystal meth addict Jodie Sweetin is getting back to work.
Keep it clean, or that addiction to the pipe is going to always be associated with your name.
While we applaud her comeback, it may not have been the best choice. Sweetin has signed on to host the strip-tastic new show on Fuse, “Pants-Off Dance-Off.” The show will feature people of all ages taking off their clothes to their favorite music videos. Huh?