Chelsea Handler Sent A Sex Tape To Agents

On purpose.

Radar Online discovered a “sex tape” of Chelsea Handler, which I’m not putting in quotes because it’s not really a sex tape – it is- but because it’s also her audition tape.

The website got their hands on a VHS of a British fellow parking the beef bus in a 23-year-old Chelsea’s tuna town. The tape starts with Chelsea doing a horrible stand-up in her apartment then cuts to her on all fours with her face in the camera and breasts “bare and swinging” with a guy behind her. “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” the guys asks as Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles before it cuts back to her terrible stand-up. The website reached out to Chelsea, seen here arriving at Bravo’s 2nd annual A-List Awards last year, for comment and she decided to address it on her show on Wednesday instead.

 “I would like to say to, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff,” she deadpanned, “and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!” Radar Online wasn’t the only one interested in the tape. Chelsea revealed that someone called her attorney a few months ago and asked her to pay $1 million for the tape she already has. “And you know what I said?” said Chelsea. “I’m not worth it.” Watch Chelsea’s response after the jump.

Radar Online confirmed that Chelsea the tape was in fact sent out of Hollywood agents, but the tape didn’t seem to be her ticket to success.