Charlize Theron Broken Into

December 11th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron had her house broken into sometime over the weekend. LA police detectives are currently investigating. The exact date and time of the burglary is unclear, and Charlize is trying to figure out what was stolen. If they got the Oscar, that’s heartbreaking. I’m still trying to figure out how she pulled off “Monster”. It was Meryl Streep territory. The scene where she goes on the job interview and she’s wearing the most 80′s looking blazer imaginable and trying to convince the guy she can work as his secretary despite looking like a serial-killing hooker that just threw on the most 80′s looking blazer imaginable was heartbreaking. You know that was her best blazer. But I digress. Shouldn’t huge Hollywood types have a gate, and some sort of security system? Hell, I’d have laser sight remote control rifles and razor wire set up. No one’s getting MY Oscar!

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By J. Harvey

  1. It’s fucking “NICE” to see that practicely all those whores like demi moore think after a while: I’M A REALLY SPECIAL person in this country!! They mostly put a fucking sunglasses on their nose, even when it’s raining!!


  2. FreakyZ

    She did not “pull off” Monster. She sucked in a movie that sucked. I hope the Oscar did get stolen. It belonged to someone else that year anyway.

  3. Ugh

    I feel sorry for anyone that gets broken into. It’s such a horrible feeling.

  4. stolidog

    You know she’s got loads and loads of cash if it’s taking her days to figure out what was stolen. If my house was broken into, it would take me about 37 seconds to see what was missing.

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