Charlie Sheen Is Nuts. NUTS.

Charlie Sheen babbled all sorts of mumbo jumbo on the nationally syndicated Alex Jones Show yesterday.  It was nonsense. Literally, New York Magazine didn’t even attempt to crack the Sheen code, and they’re usually good at breaking down the crazies.  The editors just threw up their hands in defeat and selected some of the most bizarre quotes from Sheen’s radio interviews. For example: “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”  That’s nice talk about one of our founding fathers, Charlie.

Or this gem:

“If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned. People say, ‘Oh, you’d better work through your resentments.’ Yeah, no. I’m gonna hang on to them, and they’re gonna fuel my attack. And they’re going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they’re all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.”

PHOTOS: Celebs And Their Legal Woes-The 2010 Edition

TMZ reported last night that production on Two And A Half Men has stopped for the remainder of the season due to Sheen’s recent antics.  He went to town bashing the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre.  Like, TO. TOWN (and this was only a fraction of what he had to say about Lorre):

“I’m tired of being told ‘You can’t talk about that, you can’t talk about that.’ Bull S-H-I-T. There’s something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that’s Chuck’s real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he’s above the law.”