Charlie Sheen Cycle: Coke, Whores, Hospital – Repeat!

I mean, didn’t we just go through this entire ‘coke/whore/hospitalization’ story with him just a few months ago? It seems that Charlie Sheen is just hell-bent on dying soon (who could blame him) but I’ll be damned if he’s not trying to go out with a bang.

Sheen was taken to the hospital yesterday for severe abdominal pains, but today we have more to the the store…read on, loves…

We have determined that Sheen was joined in his partying with porn star Kacey Jordan, who claimed that the actor was wasted and that a guy came over to Sheen’s house and brought “like 20 grams, I swear, of coke” she told TMZ.

And what does one do after doing copious amounts of drugs? Um, go to the home theatre to watch porn. Duh. is also reporting that there were four other women at Sheen’s home and that when Jordan left his house Wednesday afternoon, Sheen was still partying as she walked out the door.

The strangest part of all you ask? The fact that someone at Charlie’s house called the home of RHOBH’s Dr. Paul Nassif and wife Adrienne Maloof-Nassif.

“We did receive a call from Charlie’s house this morning, asking for medical assistance and advice,” the couple tell PEOPLE in a statement, “and immediately insisted the caller dial 911. Dr. Nassif also immediately called 911.”

Sheen, 45, was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where his parents Martin and Janet Sheen soon arrived.

“As longtime friends, we are obviously very concerned about his well-being,” say Nassif and Maloof-Nassif, who appear on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. “Our thoughts and prayers are with him and his family right now and we wish him a speedy recovery.”

Honestly, folks, Charlie isn’t going to make it to 2012.