Chad Kroeger Is Gay For Himself

March 10th, 2008 // 55 Comments

The lead singer of Nickelback has admitted to once putting his own penis in his mouth as a dare. Yes, you just read that correctly. Kroeger said that he was fourteen years old at the time and “much more flexible.” He revealed this fact to Playboy recently, saying, “It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.”

This anecdote illustrates to me that no matter how hard I try, I will never fully understand men. And I also think it explains a lot about his music and why he thinks it’s good.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. PeachPie

    What an idiot.
    (Amd thanks for the pic… we all got the visual).

  2. kar

    Ha! Here in Canada we take our beer drinking very seriously! Chad you are my guitar Hero!!!

  3. kar

    IDIOT??? I think not…have your written and sold as many songs as he/they have. Dont be so quick to name call…its so blue collar!

  4. Scott

    What dexterity! Does he ever (bother to) go out?

  5. dfeyl

    I admit he is very talented.I know he is a hot blogger on a celebs club’Searching Millionaire DOTcom’.he has many fans.

  6. Chaz

    That’s the sort of activity that usually takes place after the beer has been consumed, not before.

    I always thought Nickelback sucked, but I didn’t realize it was literally.

  7. Persistent Cat

    Why can he not be an idiot because he wrote and sold a bunch of songs? That’s not exemption.

    You know what the worse thing about Nickelback is? The fact that there’s no warning before their songs, there’s no intro, it just launches into its awfulness. Case in point, “Look at this photograph!!!” Jesus God, I need warning so I can turn the radio dial. Aaaaaaaand that’s why I hate commercial radio.

  8. joan durtz

    T.M.I, dude! Some stuff should be kept to yourself.

  9. Jose

    I agree with Joan Durtz

  10. Ava

    Do you think Kroeger was singing “Rock’n Robin” while performing that disturbing deed?

  11. christine

    c’mon he was 14 and it was a dare..And I’m sure if most men could bend that far down they would do the same without a dare. They just wouldn’t admit to it.

  12. dee

    ugh, Nickelback. There’s no strange stories about Creed and 3 Doors Down are there? I mean, they are the triad of rediculously horrendous music.

  13. DruNken LauRen

    TMI

    i would of been just fine NOT knowing… that is grossy grossy!!!!

  14. kar

    PERSISTENT CAT….sit in judgement all you want… i can tell you right now…if you had as much money as these guys do (theyre doin something right)you wouldnt be sitting in front of a computer making nasty comments because you would be busy making a life for yourself!! Maybe go get one then chew up on people that have accomplishments! Pathetic!

  15. Dan

    Rehashing the same old song over and over again shouldn’t count as doing something right.

  16. spaz

    uh, kar…calm down. I think that if ANYONE had as much money as them, they wouldn’t be sitting in front of a computer making any kind of comment.

    however, that doesn’t negate that fact that money made does not directly correlate to whether or not someone is an idiot. don’t know this guy so I can’t attest to whether or not he’s an idiot but, IMO, the music is only mediocre, at best. clearly, there are enough people with questionable taste in music to buy their stuff, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t think their music sucks.

    and, in case you missed it, the whole site is about “sitting in judgment”. actually, seems you DIDN’T miss it, seeing as how you called someone else “pathetic”.

  17. Persistent Cat

    Thanks Spaz. I just want to add, Nickelback sucks.

  18. spaz

    my pleasure, pc…

    btw, I think they suck too. that “look at this photograph” song makes me change the station, too. such cliche shit, ya know?

    one of the best quotes I ever heard from a comedian was regarding them. something to the effect of “I hate Nickelback…their music only makes me want to hurt other people. Like, Nickelback…”

  19. Dina

    This guy just prooved that he was a stupid young boy , just like anyone else who gets dared and goes up in the moment. The only thing I don’t understand is his sharing with the media.
    I mean; ok if I won and I had to impress some friends with the stupidest thing I had ever done done n my life, then I would make sure it would stay within the group and at that specific moment, but not go coco by telling everyone.(and by everyone I mean the press)

  20. Dina

    This guy just prooved that he was a stupid young boy , just like anyone else who gets dared and goes up in the moment. The only thing I don’t understand is his sharing with the media.
    I mean; ok if I won and I had to impress some friends with the stupidest thing I had ever done done n my life, then I would make sure it would stay within the group and at that specific moment, but not go coco by telling everyone.(and by everyone I mean the press)

  21. Dina

    fnny that it says that I posted my comment at 08.23pm while it is 1.23 chez moi

  22. Dolly

    You know why he said that to the media – case and point proven by all media sites running with the “story”. You can’t buy that type of publicity. I doubt whether it is a true story, but he got a lot of publicity out of it.

  23. Brooke

    OHK I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WAT NE OF YALL SAY AND PC UR A FUCKIN DUMB ASS BITCH IF U THINK NICKLEBACK SUX UR THE ONE ON HERE SAYING ALL THIS SHIT. AND LIKE DONT U HAVE A REAL LIFE. NICKLEBACK IS POSSIBLE THE GREATEST BAND KNOW TO MAN! YEA SO WAT IF HE DID I DONT CARE ONLY SUM ONE THAT DIDNT NO WAT GOOD ROCK MUSIC WAS WULD HATE ON THEM.

    ALSO CHAD IS A VERY TALENTED MAN AND NICKLEBACK IS THE BEST ROCK BAND EVER OHK. SO Y DONT U JUST FIND SUMTHIN ELSE TO HATE ON AND NOT NICKLEBACK CAUSE U NO U WULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THAT.

    BTW. NICKLE BACK IS THE SHIT AND NO ONE CAN LIVE UP TO THERE SONGS LIKE PHOTOGRAPH, FAR AWAY, NEVER AGIN, ANIMALS, EVERY ONE CARED, AND ALL U BITCHES OUT THERE THAT WANNA HATE ON THEM GO GET A REAL LIFE AND HATE ON UR SELF AND NOT NICKLE BACK. IIGHT

    SPANKS AND KISSES
    BROOKE KOEGER

  24. Mutant

    He was just a kid. And I bet a lot of guys wished they could do that. Chad is tre smex.

  25. kiki

    he was young and he wanted that case of beer. he was young and fullish

  26. kiki

    nickleback rocks all you peeps out there who dont like nickelback r gay cuz he rocks he wanted that case of beer its a good cause

    CHILL OUT YOU WERE A KID ONCE I THINK SOME OF YOU STILL R!!!! you ass wipes JUST REMEMBER THAT

  27. kiki

    brooke i agree with you you have all the write ideas PC NEEDS TO SHUT HER FUCKIN FACE

  28. MILEY

    YALL SUCK SHUT UR MOUTH SUCKERS NICKELBACK ROCKS YALL CANT TALK U KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT BROOKE BUT SOME PEOPLE DONT THERE SONGS ROCK KIKI UR WRITE
    TO NICE ONE CALLING THEM ASS WIPES THEY R IF THEY DONT LIKE THEM SO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO 3 THINGS 1 LIKE NICKELBACK 2 GET A REAL LIFE 3 GO SUCK UR WEINIS OK SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Bret

    i would do the same too for a case of beer.

  30. Ammariea

    Chad is by no means gay. He is my husband and I am sick and tired of the media talking shit about my husband this way. Chad and I don’t appreciate the community talking shit about him like this.

    Thanks Ammariea Kroeger
    A.K.A Chad’s Wife

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  46. Alex

    I say fair play to him, maybe it was a bit idiotic but it obviosly doesnt bother him if he is addmitting it at least he can be hisself unlike many people in the world today and tbh why shouldn’t he share it? Didnt do anyone anyharm. IMO great music, great guy, great dare lol

  47. Coral

    OMG. Chad Kroeger is like totally hot i dont care what he does. he is nothing but a pure soul i mean seriously you cant blame him most men/boys would do that just by themselves but wouldnt admit it! Chad is always on my list as #1 he rules. i love him even when he is 90 i will love him:-)

  48. Alicia Arol

    Chad reveals saucy party trick
    Click on image

    Posted by: AliciaArol1

    Even more “intriguing” than Chad performing such a “skillful” feat of flexibility at age 14 would be if Chad still has such a “skill” at age 34… What person (myself included) wouldn’t wish to have such a “talent”? Come on…Don’t lie… :) Chad Kroeger is very “fascinating” because he writes such a diverse variety of songs… How could you ever figure out a man whose onstage presence radiates sexual, animal, MAGNETISM, yet whose voice belts out tender, vulnerable, soulful, ballads? Chad Kroeger can never be “pigeon holed” like a lot of recording artists definitely can be… Chad writes beautiful love ballads like “Hero”, “Too Bad”, “Far Away”, “Gotta Be Somebody”, “Never Gonna Be Alone”, & “If Today was your Last day”… Chad writes fun songs like, “Animals”, “Something In Your Mouth”, “Rockstar”, “Next Contestant”, & “Someone That Your with”… Chad writes angst filled, “suicidal” songs like, “Savin Me” and “I’m Not Leaving Yet”… Chad writes searing, heart pounding songs like “Side Of A Bullet”, “Just To Get High”, and “Just For”… Chad writes wild songs like, “Burn It To The Ground”, And then (the icing on the cake) Chad recently wrote the sexually charged, “Sex” and “Next Go Round”… This gorgeous hunk of a man writes songs about EVERYTHING! What woman wouldn’t DIE to have a sweet, loving, caring, VULNERABLE man in her life who was also fun, wild, crazy, and super sexually charged? Chad’s pure onstage animal magnetism while singing songs like “Figured You Out” is terrifying, & just doesn’t match up with the vulnerable, little boy belting out songs like “Savin Me” and “Hero”. This is called COMPLEXITY people, and Chad Kroeger’s complexity and creative GENIUS is off the charts! (And this “God” can still laugh at himself and reveal some stupid, little thing he did when he was growing up in horrible life circumstances and just wanted some BEER)… What a beautiful “SOUL” lives and breathes in Chad Kroeger… The man takes my breath away…

  49. Alicia Arol

    Chad reveals saucy party trick
    Click on image

    Posted by: AliciaArol1

    Even more “intriguing” than Chad performing such a “skillful” feat of flexibility at age 14 would be if Chad still has such a “skill” at age 34… What person (myself included) wouldn’t wish to have such a “talent”? Come on…Don’t lie… :) Chad Kroeger is very “fascinating” because he writes such a diverse variety of songs… How could you ever figure out a man whose onstage presence radiates sexual, animal, MAGNETISM, yet whose voice belts out tender, vulnerable, soulful, ballads? Chad Kroeger can never be “pigeon holed” like a lot of recording artists definitely can be… Chad writes beautiful love ballads like “Hero”, “Too Bad”, “Far Away”, “Gotta Be Somebody”, “Never Gonna Be Alone”, & “If Today was your Last day”… Chad writes fun songs like, “Animals”, “Something In Your Mouth”, “Rockstar”, “Next Contestant”, & “Someone That Your with”… Chad writes angst filled, “suicidal” songs like, “Savin Me” and “I’m Not Leaving Yet”… Chad writes searing, heart pounding songs like “Side Of A Bullet”, “Just To Get High”, and “Just For”… Chad writes wild songs like, “Burn It To The Ground”, And then (the icing on the cake) Chad recently wrote the sexually charged, “Sex” and “Next Go Round”… This gorgeous hunk of a man writes songs about EVERYTHING! What woman wouldn’t DIE to have a sweet, loving, caring, VULNERABLE man in her life who was also fun, wild, crazy, and super sexually charged? Chad’s pure onstage animal magnetism while singing songs like “Figured You Out” is terrifying, & just doesn’t match up with the vulnerable, little boy belting out songs like “Savin Me” and “Hero”. This is called COMPLEXITY people, and Chad Kroeger’s complexity and creative GENIUS is off the charts! (And this “God” can still laugh at himself and reveal some stupid, little thing he did when he was growing up in horrible life circumstances and just wanted some BEER)… What a beautiful “SOUL” lives and breathes in Chad Kroeger… The man takes my breath away…

  50. andicandi

    i don’t care wat all a you assholes think – nickelback is fucking talented and chad is not gay – he is the hottest man alive! so ha! take that bitches!

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