The lead singer of Nickelback has admitted to once putting his own penis in his mouth as a dare. Yes, you just read that correctly. Kroeger said that he was fourteen years old at the time and “much more flexible.” He revealed this fact to Playboy recently, saying, “It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.”
This anecdote illustrates to me that no matter how hard I try, I will never fully understand men. And I also think it explains a lot about his music and why he thinks it’s good.