Celebs Show Up For Their “Portraits”

October 22nd, 2008 // 3 Comments

Tons of Hollywood pimps and hoes showed up for the Vanity Fair Portraits: Photographs 1913 – 2008 at LACMA last night. We’re putting the indominitable Joan Collins upfront because she’s obviously the head bitch in charge.

Everyone seemed to dress appropriately with few Phoebe Price or Sally Kellerman moments. Minnie Driver appears to have let pregnancy turn her into a sheep dog, though.

How does Mischa Barton keep getting into these events? Winning contests?

And I’m not even feeling Aaron Eckhart‘s rancher ensemble. It’s VF – wear a blazer, Lazy! You’re not Patrick Wilson, your face won’t get you through it! Christ, even Jesse Metcalfe wore a suit! Though he might have been waiting tables…

Click on any image to see 37 more pictures of the celebs that attended VF’s Portraits exhibition!

By J. Harvey

  1. devil

    Joan Collins looks amazing. She’s an older lady who hasn’t succumbed to the wind-tunnel facelift(s) that so many female celebs do these days.

  2. andy

    WOW she looks amazing…classy lady.

  3. green cardigan

    Yes, Ms Collins looks great. A really pretty older lady. She is proof that it is possible to age and remain beautiful. Helen Mirren is another one who looks great. I think its down to diet excercise and mindset. Joan C looks like a lady who enjoys a laugh and a glass of wine now and then. She isn’t freaking herself out working out 4 hours a day and living on lentils. (ahem Madonna).You might as well enjoy life, there is only one shot at it.

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