Celebs Show Up For Their “Portraits”

Tons of Hollywood pimps and hoes showed up for the Vanity Fair Portraits: Photographs 1913 – 2008 at LACMA last night. We’re putting the indominitable Joan Collins upfront because she’s obviously the head bitch in charge.

Everyone seemed to dress appropriately with few Phoebe Price or Sally Kellerman moments. Minnie Driver appears to have let pregnancy turn her into a sheep dog, though.

How does Mischa Barton keep getting into these events? Winning contests?

And I’m not even feeling Aaron Eckhart’s rancher ensemble. It’s VF – wear a blazer, Lazy! You’re not Patrick Wilson, your face won’t get you through it! Christ, even Jesse Metcalfe wore a suit! Though he might have been waiting tables…

Click on any image to see 37 more pictures of the celebs that attended VF’s Portraits exhibition!