Celebrity Imperfections: Not-So-Lovely Lady Lumps

Jodie Marsh’s outfit clearly wasn’t designed for the wearer to ever sit down. The British model whose breasts appear to be exploding from her chest is demonstrating an imperfection that suggests that (GASP!) those false idols we worship on the red carpet who seem to be larger-than-life and more perfect than deities really are just humans like you and me.

Is it fair that we hold these individuals up to a harsher standard of beauty and perfection just because they choose to put themselves in the spotlight? Well, it might not be, but it is fun.

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