‘Celebrity Rehab’ Really Pulls Out The D-Listers

You thought Dancing With The Stars scrounged the bottom of the barrel for celebs? You thought WRONG. Thank Dr. Drew for really finding the lowest of the low.

Word on the street is that the loathed coupled from Real Housewives of DC, Michaele and Tareq Salahi will reportedly join Lindsay Lohan’s chatty dad, Michael Lohan, on the next season. Also in talks are actress Bai Ling, who is a hot mess of messes, former Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden and actor Jeremy Jackson, best remembered as Hobie on Baywatch.

Though Lindsay has not commented specifically on her father’s rumored inclusion on the show, she told RadarOnline.com yesterday, “I am sorry that my father has continually chosen to speak publicly about our relationship, my mother, my siblings, and my professional team. I am working through my recovery day-by-day and find his public media bouts unnecessary and damaging.”

Talk about a bunch of attention whores…