Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who?

December 14th, 2011 // 143 Comments

It’s hump day, you’re already over this week.  Time to play a game.

We’ve made it slightly challenging for those of you who want to take a spin through our Guess Who: Celebrity Bikini photo gallery. So what are you waiting for? Get started!

Make sure to leave comments guessing which bod belongs to which celeb, and let us know how you did!

Who has a rockin’ bod?  Who’s body are you scared of?  What made your eyes burn?  Do tell!

By Kelly Lynch
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  1. Stephanie Seymour in a bikini
    nunya
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    Ewww. That’s just nasty.

  2. Selena Gomez in a bikini
    nunya
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    I thought he was a girl in the close up.

  3. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    wow
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    penis belly button

  4. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    YUCK
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    One ugly bitch and what the hell is in her underwear, looks like a flat penis to me, gross.

  5. Stephanie Seymour in a bikini
    spm08588
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    He’s gay, and they’re REALLY close…i mean, there’s no tongue, so what’s the problem?

  6. Coco in a bikini
    .....
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    is it man or a girl?

  7. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    jack sprat
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    Lighten up, people. Kelly’s body isn’t that of either a body builder or an anorexic. What it is, is a naturally petite and slender body that has been honed by dedicated aerobics and cross-training. It’s obvious that the girl eats by the quality of her muscle tone; you cannot get that without sufficient nutrients and protein. My guess is that she minimizes carbs, abstains from alcohol, and throws herself into her exercise as enthusiastically as she seems to do everything else. (You maybe haven’t noticed that Consuelo is one fiercely handsome man? Dude’s still there, in spite of her hectic schedule. It’s a good bet that she’s just as enthusiastic in the sack.)

    She’s high-energy, ambitious, wealthy, and genetically blessed. You don’t have to prefer her physiognomy to appreciate that there are those who do. Some guys like plus-size, too; some don’t. Vive le difference!

  8. Heidi Montag bikini falls off
    LW
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    My God, do something about those nasty black roots. We already know you’re not a natural blond! Everything about you is fake!

  9. Kim Kardashian in a bikini
    grossed out
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    The only way to make that even more attractive to a black dude is to wait for the cottage cheese to develop. All she needs is another bowl of mayonnaise.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini
    coo
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    hot what? needs a little more pounds to reach my standard.

  11. Miley Cyrus in a bikini picks her wedgie
    coo
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    seroiusly??!! didnt had to use thst photo

  12. Kate Middleton in a bikini
    coo
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    i find for being high ranks she is well hot up and scene

  13. Amber Rose in a bikini
    coo
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    seriously??!! wats all dat?

  14. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    coo
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    seriously??!!1 wats hot about her?!! all ur seein is skin and bones!!!! and where are the tits?? my friend who just turn thirteen has more tits than her by far!!!

  15. Kathy Griffin in a bikini
    coo
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    aggree wid both a y’all

  16. Halle Berry in a bikini
    coo
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    lol she looks so frail!

  17. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    Cynthia
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    Kelly EAT something !

  18. Coco in a bikini
    romeo
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    old is gold bortha old is gold

  19. Kim Kardashian in a bikini
    romeo
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    damn this things kills people

  20. Stephanie Seymour in a bikini
    romeo
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    they looks like mom and son

  21. Selena Gomez in a bikini
    romeo
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    where the f**king is juistin gayger looking
    dude look what is she doing

  22. Selena Gomez in a bikini
    romeo
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    oh i forgot HE IS GAY
    HEUUUWWWWMEEEUUUUUWWWWW

  23. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    Helen
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    Kelly, love you – had a friend w/ outie belly button and had surgery when in hospital for other problem – no big deal!!

  24. Courtney Stodden in a bikini
    ak47
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    why are we able to clearly able to see the shape of her vjj through her bikini bottoms? It’s disturbing.

  25. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
    ak47
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    why does there seem to be fur or something growing on the left side of her bikini line?

  26. Selena Gomez in a bikini
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    I knew Beaver was gay. Looking at some other boy while cute Selena is on top. Grow some BALLS and lose the vag!

  27. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
    princeadebimpe1
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    so sexy

  28. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
    Muscleman
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    Queen she-baa…co co

  29. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
    jonna
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    let me guess…………..Bruce jenner???

  30. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
    KKKKKKKKKKK
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    KIM KARDASHIAN

  31. Celebrity Bikini Bodies: Guess Who
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    SELENA GOMEZ

  32. Snooki in a bikini
    booki
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    gross,

  33. Kelly Ripa in a bikini
    p33n0r belly
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    penis on her belly

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